Gillian: Night night later.
Mommy: Night night now. And we need to change your diaper.
Gillian: No stinky in there!
(Yes, this conversations happens literally every night).
Mommy: Gilly, I can smell it, let's go.
(Conversation moves to Gillian's room)
Mommy: Okay, Gilly girl pick two books.
Gillian: Ooooh. Mickey. This Mickey. (Two different Mickey books) ELMO!! Christmas. (Christmas with Corduroy). Nina (Eloise).
Mommy: Gilly, you just gave me seven books.
Gillian: Seven Eight Nine.... Ten Eleven Twelve.
(Five books later).
Mommy: Okay Gilly girl, time for bed.
Gillian: Cuddle in chair!!!
(Cuddle in chair, move to crib).
Mommy: Night night, Gilly, love you!
Gillian: Love you!
Gillian: Cover me!
(Cover Gillian with Blanket)
Gillian: Fix friends!
(All of her stuffed animals are rearranged and put back in the same spot- fix friends makes no sense).
Gillian: Hat on!
Mommy: You do it.
Gillian: mommy do it! Hat on!
(Mommy, like a sap, puts the hat on).
Mommy: Okay Gilly, night night see you in the morning. Love you!
Gillian: Fix friends!
Mommy: Fix your own friends, Gilly.
